Since everyone does meme's and I'm running from work to do, why not.

gf/bf meme taken from random asian site.



Must do it only if you currently have a gf/bf. Be honest. No secrets.


1. Are you going out with anyone?

Well, yeah. Duh. Wouldn't do it if I didn't.


2. How long have you been going out with that person?

Around 2 years? Can't remember exactly. Never cared.


3. How did you two end up together?

She was actually my brother's girlfriend...but he got a new girl and she was just abandoned so. I guess it was sympathy. I don't know. I don't really like her; I'm ready to break up anytime I find someone I really like.


4. Have you ever gone out with anyone else in your life before that person?

I've been with four others in the past.
The first one...don't even remember her name. It was going pretty well but one day when we were out on a nice cool summer evening I just...lost her. Never seen her since. But then she wasn't much to look at. Quite old fashion-minded as well.
The second one...oh man. She was a brick. A little chubby and heavy, aggresive when angry, scary overall. Horrible singing too. Was looking for the earliest chance to dump her the whole time.
The third one...she was lovely. She was just awesome. Great body, great sense of fashion, looked amazing and a cute little butterfly tattoo on her chest. I can't believe I let her go. I guess I was just attracted to the new fourth girl.
The fourth one, man, she was a beauty. The first time I saw her. Everything the third girl had plus awesome voice. And finally someone with the same nationality!
...but eventually got sick of her. Meh.


5. And the one you've had the longest relationship with?
The current one, though like I said...I'd rather not think I have a gf at the moment.


6. What colour best describes your lover?
Black. Or dark brown? So moody!


7. Any interesting memories?
Hell no. She's not attractive much and I don't like her so. Nothing happens in a relationship if one doesn't like the other. I never really even talked to her until recently when I required her skills. Just using her until I find someone else~


8. Do you feel like cheating at all?
As soon as I get some money I'm gonna break up and run off.


9. Anything you want to say to your current lover?
Look, you're nice and all, but I'm not your man. I don't like you. Don't take my occasional kindness as a sign I like you. Please wake up and realise you are only temporary. *sigh*




And one more rule to this meme.






























By "gf/bf" we mean "mobile phone". Please make it sound as human as possible.



....
My first one was some random shitass Motorola I lost when I was jogging outside at night, the second was a Nokia 3310-i'm not lying when I say it's a brick; it's a friggin weapon- the third Nokia 8250, the fourth was a Samsung T100 and the current one I got from my bro is Nokia 9000 something. Don't care. It's only function is a beeper nowdays.

...This is kinda fun. xD